tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53407112011-04-22T11:38:06.218+08:00<marquee scrollamount=3 scrolldelay=5>Xeno-genetically modified mirth : Humorous reflections on the pan-galactic Empire of Zoon ... to amuse you while you are being cloned.</marquee>Malthusiastnoreply@blogger.comBlogger51100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5340711.post-1054598907400942302003-06-03T08:08:00.000+08:002003-06-03T08:30:07.516+08:00

EMPIRE OF ZOON - UNSIGHTLY COLOR SCHEMING The colors on this site were specifically chosen because Zoonians (and their cloned minions) find them repugnant. Humans, cats and honey bees will experience a slight nausea which will subside with repeated viewings.

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CONSPIRACY 101 - ALIENS ON YOUR BUS? ... What you DON'T know ... can CLONE you! ZOON NOOZ - STAY INFORMED - STAY HUMAN ... • Do you take the bus to go to work ... to play ... to genetically modified cannibal fondu parties? • Do you REALLY know your fellow passengers? • Would it SURPRISE you to learn that some of THEM aren't from ... AROUND HERE? • Would it INTRIGUE you to discover that some

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CONSPIRACY 101 - DUMBO WAS AN ALIEN! Clark Gable, too ... And, as newly discovered CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS prove, Lady Diana was silenced to prevent her revealing to the BBC that Prince Charles received nightly transmissions from extra-terrestrial monarchists instructing him how best to install himself as the earthly overlord of ... THE EMPIRE OF ZOON (TM) !!! (And you thought those ears were a

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LOST IN THE TRANSITION #1 Some typical Zoonian witticisms ... A Zoonian walks into a rock bar ... ... "Splat!" A(nother) Zoonian walks into a sand bar ... ... "Gurgle!" Yet a(nother) Zoonian walks into a bar-b-q ... ... "Sizzle!" EXPLANATION Much Zoonian "humor" involves pedestrian wordplay, pointless death and an onomatopoetic punchline. So feel free not to "get it". Your clone is

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EMPIRE OF ZOON BEGINS ITS BROADCAST DAY Earth may never be the same ... Drop your Q-Tips and take one giant step forward! No escape is possible. We ARE your wavelength ...

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