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Wednesday, April 30, 2003

LOST IN THE TRANSITION #1
Some typical Zoonian witticisms ...

A Zoonian walks into a rock bar ...
... "Splat!"

A(nother) Zoonian walks into a sand bar ...
... "Gurgle!"

Yet a(nother) Zoonian walks into a bar-b-q ...
... "Sizzle!"


EXPLANATION
Much Zoonian "humor" involves pedestrian wordplay, pointless death and an onomatopoetic punchline.

So feel free not to "get it".

Your clone is laughing its head off - EVEN AS YOU READ THIS!

THERE! BEHIND YOU!

Too ...

... late ...
EMPIRE OF ZOON BEGINS ITS BROADCAST DAY
Earth may never be the same ...

Drop your Q-Tips and take one giant step forward!

No escape is possible.

We ARE your wavelength ...

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