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Tuesday, June 03, 2003

EMPIRE OF ZOON - UNSIGHTLY COLOR SCHEMING

The colors on this site were specifically chosen because Zoonians (and their cloned minions) find them repugnant.

Humans, cats and honey bees will experience a slight nausea which will subside with repeated viewings.

Monday, June 02, 2003

CONSPIRACY 101 - ALIENS ON YOUR BUS?
... What you DON'T know ... can CLONE you!

ZOON NOOZ - STAY INFORMED - STAY HUMAN ...

• Do you take the bus to go to work ... to play ... to genetically modified cannibal fondu parties?

• Do you REALLY know your fellow passengers?

• Would it SURPRISE you to learn that some of THEM aren't from ... AROUND HERE?

• Would it INTRIGUE you to discover that some of THEM possess ... UNEARTHLY POWERS?

• Would it HORRIFY you to board a late night bus hijacked by CLONES of YOU ... heading for a genetically modified CANNIBAL fondu party where the MAIN COURSE will be ... YOU?

THIMBLEFUL of THORNS will reveal the MIND-SHATTERING facts about what could be your LAST bus ride as a HUMAN BEING ... SOON!

(As soon as I can fabricate the evidence ...)

So, DO NOT leave home - except to PATENT your DNA!

~ (Originally posted at Thimbleful of Thorns, Tuesday, May 27, 2003, 7:24 pm by Malthuiast)
CONSPIRACY 101 - DUMBO WAS AN ALIEN!
Clark Gable, too ...

And, as newly discovered CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS prove, Lady Diana was silenced to prevent her revealing to the BBC that Prince Charles received nightly transmissions from extra-terrestrial monarchists instructing him how best to install himself as the earthly overlord of ...

THE EMPIRE OF ZOON (TM) !!!

(And you thought those ears were a product of TERRESTRIAL evolution?)

NO! They're SATELLITE DISHES created in the ZOONIAN bio-engineering labs circling our planet EVEN AS I WRITE THIS!

DO NOT PANIC! STAY ONLINE!

Thimbleful of Thorns will REVEAL the twisted details of this nefarious XENOMORPHIC CONSPIRACY ...

... as soon as I see who's at the door ...

... --- ...

~ (Originally posted at Thimbleful of Thorns, Sunday, April 27, 2003, 5:54 by Malthuiast)

Wednesday, April 30, 2003

LOST IN THE TRANSITION #1
Some typical Zoonian witticisms ...

A Zoonian walks into a rock bar ...
... "Splat!"

A(nother) Zoonian walks into a sand bar ...
... "Gurgle!"

Yet a(nother) Zoonian walks into a bar-b-q ...
... "Sizzle!"


EXPLANATION
Much Zoonian "humor" involves pedestrian wordplay, pointless death and an onomatopoetic punchline.

So feel free not to "get it".

Your clone is laughing its head off - EVEN AS YOU READ THIS!

THERE! BEHIND YOU!

Too ...

... late ...
EMPIRE OF ZOON BEGINS ITS BROADCAST DAY
Earth may never be the same ...

Drop your Q-Tips and take one giant step forward!

No escape is possible.

We ARE your wavelength ...

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